Crusty the Cat to Claw Back Against Ruthless Attacks!
Missy Meow - Crusty Campaign Memo
This madness has to stop! Our grass-roots campaign to elect Crusty to the office of the presidency has been attacked since our inception and we will no longer stand idly by like Obama in the first presidential debate!
From this point forward, we will push back against the unfounded criticism. Crusty will no longer tolerate the tide of mud being slung our way. We will be more aggressive in ensuring our supporters have an accurate view of our candidate and his true policies.
In light of the latest assault by President Obama, Crusty himself will be holding a press conference to personally respond to the latest accusations. A full report on Crusty's response will follow his announcement.
Thank you for your continued support of Crusty's bid for the White House.
Missy Meow - Crusty Campaign Memo
From this point forward, we will push back against the unfounded criticism. Crusty will no longer tolerate the tide of mud being slung our way. We will be more aggressive in ensuring our supporters have an accurate view of our candidate and his true policies.
In light of the latest assault by President Obama, Crusty himself will be holding a press conference to personally respond to the latest accusations. A full report on Crusty's response will follow his announcement.
Thank you for your continued support of Crusty's bid for the White House.