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Translation: The McFakeburglars.

	The Chickburglar How to tell she's a fake - Although she's wearing a similar costume, she has boobs. That should always be a dead giveaway because you know you were checking them out anyway. The real hamburglar doesn't have boobs, not that he doesn't want them.
	The Freakburglar How to tell he's a fake - Again, don't let the costume fool you. This freak is all kinds of scary. I'm not certain, but this psycho might actually kill you. In your sleep. And then pour a can of Pork and Beans down your throat. Seriously.
	The Gayburglar How to tell he's a fake - He's not after your Hamburger buddy, your McNuggets... maybe. The real Hamburglar doesn't play in that playland - well, ok there was that one time, but he was really REALLY drunk and we're not going to talk about it.

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